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File this one under “Things we’re glad aren’t real,” but if you were to dream up the scariest animal of all time, it just might be the alligator shark. With the head and teeth of a shark and the body of an alligator, it would be capable of cutting a human in half in mere seconds, and thanks to its legs, it could easily chase down its prey on land or sea.
The alligator shark doesn’t exist, and we’re glad of that. But it belongs at the Million-Dollar Idea Store, just in case some enterprising evil genius wants to pay us for the rights to create an army of them to take over the world.
Cripe. Now I’ll never get any sleep.