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This is a no-brainer, but for some unknown reason the studios haven’t figured out how to get it done, even now, more than 25 years after the original.
Look, “Big Trouble in Little China” is one of the best movies ever made. A cult classic. The kind of movie you can watch repeatedly without getting bored. Like “The Great Lebowski,” only awesome. Filled with ninjas, magic, green-eyed Asian girls and the mighty Jack Burton, pilot of the Porkchop Express.
The sequel doesn’t need need to be much — just Jack returning to Chinatown to help his buddies defeat Lo Pan, who returns from the grave with a new plan to rule the world or something. It doesn’t matter.
Instant hit. You’re welcome.